I'm Having a Nightmare of a White Christmas

I'm supposed to be on a flight home in less than an hour. I can't get my car out of my parking spot due to record snow in the area. My flight is cancelled, anyway. So I'm trying to find a fucking cab to the airport, where I will probably end up spending the majority of my day attempting to find a flight out. From the looks of things, I might be spending the night at the airport. If I can get a cab, that is. If not, I'll be stuck here for a while. With no food. I love this time of year.

Merry Christmas everyone!